2015.03.17 Confessions of an English Onion-Eater

War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it. - George Orwell


Show Notes

NEWS

RIP PUP

RIP Jeremy Clarkson's career on Top Gear Stewart Lee's piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgABbHPdwH4

RIP Braydon Smith, the boxer http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/toowoomba-boxer-braydon-smith-dies-after-10-round-fight/6323574

RIP Amir Kumar http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-11/coroner-finds-group-making-citizens-arrest-contributed-to-death/6303232

RIP Angry Anderson's political career

RIP Alf Bamblett http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/alf-bamblett-remembered-for-devotion-to-family/6323210

RIP Terry Pratchett

RIP French celebrities in helichoppers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villa_Castelli_helicopter_collision

Phrase/word of the week

disintermediating http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/treasurer-joe-hockey-and-shadow-treasurer-chris-bowen-go-head-to-head-on-abc-tvs-qa/story-e6frfmyi-1227265524473?from=public_rss

F.U.

Ming/Menzies (cross between Minges and Ming-uss) pronunciation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogh https://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=od3JeEnpQ6E&gl=SG http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menzies http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Menzies.ogg

PMs of Oz

Number 13: Arthur Fadden "They called me Artie"

Crime and Punishment

Part 2 - Chapter 9

Rum, Sodomy and The Lash

Mike Baird's election bus vandalised http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-11/mike-bairds-nsw-election-bus-sprayed-with-graffiti-by-vandals/6300824

ALP National Conference ... Neither right nor left will have the numbers this year? http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/mar/11/labors-right-may-lose-control-of-conference-for-first-time-since-1984

Labor makes a preference deal with The Greens http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/nsw-election-2015-labor-greens-preference-deal/6324726

Man set on fire by friends http://www.news.com.au/national/man-18-agreed-to-be-set-alight-at-party-in-collaroy-plateau/story-fncynjr2-1227263275546

House on fire http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/woman-arrested-for-attempted-murder-after-setting-home-alight/6326874

Muslim TV studio in Sydney http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/muslim-tv-studio-counters-mainstream-media-treatment-of-islam/6323814

The Shard

Ben Cousins

Carl Webb http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/carl-webb-arrested-over-late-night-rampage-in-cairns/6323710

Guy who stole a car in NT with toddler http://www.news.com.au/national/northern-territory/jake-yates-sentenced-to-four-years-in-prison-after-stealing-car-with-toddler-dumping-him-at-the-side-of-the-road/story-fnn3gfdo-1227265247695

Ice addict who trapped mother at home http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/ice-addicted-who-trapped-mother-in-home-for-two-hours-sentenced/6306890

The Game and Coal

http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/the-aussie-towns-destroyed-by-chinas-economic-slowdown/story-fnkgdg1h-1227262601440

China's locked-in gas price until 2027 http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/china-taps-cheap-gas-pipeline-as-australians-pay-more/story-fnii5s3x-1227265439609

Bananaland

Council worker in Queensland tried to poison homeless to clean up a park http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-11/council-worker-jailed-for-poisoning-homeless-people-in-north-qld/6303044

Clive splashes some cash http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/clive-palmer-coolum-resort-sacks-40-staff-closes-facilities/6325058

Campbell had moved Labour Day from May to October. Petty snivelling shit. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/queensland-government-moves-labour-day-back-to-may/6325664

The Feds

The onion eater. http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/mar/13/tony-abbott-romancing-liberal-party-base-voters-moved-on

Four Corners http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/liberal-party-disunity-damaging-government-economy-corbett/6324116

Lifestyle choice comment reverberates http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/16/without-connection-to-country-australia-is-a-shallow-nation-thats-what-abbott-doesnt-understand http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/11/lifestyle-choices-is-abbotts-third-and-final-strike-on-indigenous-affairs http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-11/we-will-fund-indigenous-outstations-says-adam-giles/6302952

Then Ray Martin adds to the bullshit http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/ray-martin-its-not-racist-its-the-conversation-we-have-to-have/story-fn84fgcm-1227266229887

Fukushima and SA nuclear http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/royal-commission-is-set-the-debate-a-proposed-plan-from-sa-senator-to-expand-nuclear-industry/story-e6frflp0-1227259822071

Hockey feels sad. He might actually lose his deffo case. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/joe-hockey-seeks-substantial-damages-in-fairfax-defamation-case/6326020

Scary Christopher Pyne http://snappytv.com/tc/514089/105246

Hansard http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/hansard-inaccuracies/6322746

Fuck Andrew Robb http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/regional-trade-transpacific-partnership-concerns-scare-campaign/6326018

World

Piss off Bibi http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/netanyahu-says-no-palestinian-state-if-reelected-pm/6324160

Putin is back

Anwar's daughter arrested for sedition for reading his words in parliament in Malaysia http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/anwar-ibrahim-daughter-nurul-izzah-arrested-for-sedition/6324050

Science

Food poisoning and salmonella, hep etc http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/gold-coast-cafe-linked-to-suspected-food-poisoning-outbreak/6310086

Fluoridation http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/queensland-councils-to-retain-choice-on-water-fluoridation/6309730

Paleo http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/paleo-diet-cookbook-for-babies-under-investigation-pete-evans/6309452

WEATHER

Cyclone Pam in Vanuatu

Cyclone Olwyn

Cyclone Nathan about to revisit FNQ

http://www.bom.gov.au/cyclone/history/tracks/index.shtml

SPORT

F1

F1 Power Units http://www.racecar-engineering.com/articles/f1/2014-f1-the-power-unit-explained/

Red Bull has a hissy fit because they didn't win http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/red-bull-hints-at-f1-exit-after-boring-australian-grand-prix/6323940

Greyhounds

Entire Vic racing board resigns http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/mar/11/entire-greyhound-racing-victoria-board-resigns-in-wake-of-live-baiting-scandal

23 more trainers suspended, just in Bananaland now 36 in total, 36! http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-17/queensland-racing-stands-down-23-more-greyhound-trainers/6325130

Cricket

World Cup and the Associate nations

Bowls

http://worldbowls.com/News/world-bowls-appoints-a-new-director-to-the-board

http://worldbowls.com/News/2015-world-junior-bowls-championships-broadbeach-australia-final-results

http://www.australianopen.bowlsaustralia.com.au/Event-Info/News/bowlers-muster-for-rollicking-roll-up

THE CLOCKS

http://www.australianopen.bowlsaustralia.com.au/

http://www.gc2018.com/

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