Kepler Track http://www.doc.govt.nz/keplertrack

F.U.

More of MH370 on Reunion http://www.smh.com.au/world/mh370-mystery-new-item-possibly-found-on-reunion-island-20160306-gnc0uk.html

A light skinned Nina Simone? http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/nina-simones-daughter-defends-zoe-saldana-slams-biopic-20160305

Profile of the (now properly bankrupt) Nathan Tinkler http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/mar/05/nathan-tinkler-rags-riches-rags-12-years-bankrupt-coal-commodities

Tards in the Libs http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/nsw-liberals-call-for-national-debates-on-climate-change-science-20160307-gnd3zn.html

Not welcome http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/united-states-talking-to-turnbull-government-about-stepping-up-presence-of-b1-bomber-war-planes-in-australia-20160308-gndt8r.html

Alan Jones is anti-plebiscite http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/mar/08/alan-jones-rejects-same-sex-marriage-plebiscite

Cambodia has now received $55M for only two reffos http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/08/more-refugees-leave-cambodia-further-straining-55m-deal-with-australia

People setting other people on fire

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/boy-9-burned-in-mount-isa-20160305-gnbkbv.html http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/man-armed-with-chainsaw-in-standoff-with-police-at-riverstone-in-sydneys-northwest-20160308-gndaxv.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3438654/Police-probe-death-man-set-alight-yards-William-Kate-Harry-s-London-home-Kensington-Palace.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3472699/Chinese-pop-star-accidentally-sets-fire-argument-friend.html http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/01/police-hunt-manchester-man-stephenarcher-woman-set-on-fire

RIP (aka Coming to an End)

Martin Crowe http://m.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/new-zealand-cricket-great-martin-crowe-was-selfmedicating-with-liquid-marijuana-20160303-gnaaii.html https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Crowe

Paul Couch http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-05/former-geelong-champion-paul-couch-dies-aged-51/7223638

Sarah Tait http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-03/aussie-rowing-champ-tait-dies-of-cancer2c-aged-33/7216724" http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/mar/03/australian-olympic-rower-sarah-tait-dies-aged-33

Nancy Raygun http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-07/barron-vale-nancy-reagan/7225922

A ten year old girl in N Western Australia ^ suicide. http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/mar/08/ten-year-old-aboriginal-girl-kills-herself-in-far-north-western-australia

Ray Tomlinson http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/07/ray-tomlinson-email-inventor-and-selector-of-symbol-dies-aged-74

NEWS

The new Barbie.. http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/01/barbies-hips-dont-lie/432741/

Exclusive Credit Cards https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palladium_Card http://www.businessinsider.com/the-5-best-credit-cards-for-the-wealthy-2013-7?op=1/?IR=T

People actually raised their right arms to 'pledge' their vote for Drumpf, scary as, history does repeat eh? http://twitchy.com/2016/03/05/not-a-good-look-donald-trumps-voter-pledge-is-a-news-photographers-dream/ http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/03/louis-cks-best-insight-into-donald-trump/472506/

Turkey http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/06/seized-turkish-opposition-newspaper-zaman-erdogan-government

Pat Dodson https://twitter.com/australian/status/704801447561568256

Bananaland

Black lung hearings in Brisvegas http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/03/07/black-lung-victim-pleads-change-mining-industry

Hornsby Quarry http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/hornsby-eyesore-northconnex-soil-could-turn-quarry-site-into-parkland-20150806-git9hz.html

Ouch http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/man-stabbed-in-testicle-at-biggendon-home-20160307-gnc9ou.html

Clive of Pies still has a few tricks it seems http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-07/queensland-nickel-restructure-announced-by-administrators/7227266

Referendum concurrent with the local election voting https://www.ecq.qld.gov.au/elections/2016-state-referendum http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-04/queensland-politics-fixed-four-year-terms-put-to-referrendum/7002512

Gov hangs on even more of a knife edge http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/mar/08/cairns-mp-rob-pyne-quits-labor-leaving-palaszczuk-reliant-on-crossbench

SPORT

Australia's First Heavyweight Boxing Title? http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/mar/06/australias-lucas-browne-wins-heavyweight-boxing-world-title

The Foxes! http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/league-table.html

THE Matildas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCYxTg6svXg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_AFC_Women's_Olympic_Qualifying_Tournament

Also, if China invade Honkers shortly, we know why https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification#Current_stage_.28second_round.29

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