F.U.

MH370 - flaperon missing identification plate

RIP

Bart Cummings https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Cummings

Oliver Sacks http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/31/science/oliver-sacks-dies-at-82-neurologist-and-author-explored-the-brains-quirks.html

Wes Craven https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wes_Craven

Jozef Wesolowski http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/11830012/Ex-archbishop-Jozef-Wesolowski-dies-ahead-of-Vatican-paedophilia-trial.html

Jayde Kendall http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/aug/28/friend-of-jayde-kendall-charged-with-of-queensland-schoolgirl

The temple of Bel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Bel

Kids returning from a rave http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/nsw-road-toll-spike-father-cradles-dying-son-in-picton-motorcycle-crash-20150831-gjbg26.html

NEWS

Akerman, Burwood Girls High, Gayby Baby http://www.theage.com.au/comment/tolerance-no-longer-enough-for--lgbtqi-community-we-demand-acceptance-20150828-gj9vq1

Herald Sun and their made-up police raid on CFMEU offices

Dutton, BorderForce and Jihad http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/ministers-distance-themselves-from-peter-duttons-claim-fairfax-media-launching-a-jihad-on-abbott-government-20150901-gjcdgp.html?stb=twt

7-11 and dodgy employers

Dyson Heydon

WEATHER

http://m.smh.com.au/environment/weather/flurry-of-tropical-cyclones-give-super-el-nino-another-boost-20150830-gjbb82.html

SPORT

Football

FFAaaarkup http://www.theffacup.com.au/

Beating up on the Bangers http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/31/injury-hit-socceroos-give-new-call-ups-chance-to-impress-against-bangladesh http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2015/09/01/no-thought-socceroos-snubbing-bangladesh-clash

AFL

Goodes booed again http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=9024701

Cricket

The Ashes are ours! http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-01/england-wins-final-ashes-t202c-southern-stars-lift-trophy/6739250

But the boys lost, again. http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/aug/31/england-v-australia-t20-international-live

Beating up on the Bangers

Motorsport

Onya Webby!! http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/31/mark-webber-porsche-win-at-six-hours-of-nurburgring-fia-world-endurance-championship

Flog

Jason Day, you star! http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/30/jason-day-barclays-championship-henrik-stenson

Athletics

Usain took a tumble after winning the 200m https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ZH7snOxo0 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-3217328/Usain-Bolt-touches-London-star-prepares-downtime-glittering-medal-haul-World-Championships.html

Dirty Dafne? http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/aug/30/dafne-schippers-world-championships-200m

Eenteresting

A whistling language from Turkey https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28052-ancient-whistle-language-uses-whole-brain-for-long-distance-chat/

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