F.U.

MH### http://blogs.crikey.com.au/planetalking/2016/03/01/full-mh370-search-will-likely-end-early-july/ http://www.smh.com.au/national/search-for-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-area-only-half-the-size-of-tasmania-to-search-as-second-anniversary-nears-20160226-gn4bls.html

Clever tactics on the Senate voting changes http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/mar/01/senate-voting-debate-blocked-in-bid-to-stop-double-dissolution

Abbott still delusional http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/feb/27/tony-abbott-defends-time-as-prime-minister-i-would-have-won-election

RIP (aka Coming to an End)

Mal Brough's parliamentary career

Father Ted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Kelly

Ranginui Walker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranginui_Walker

Lee Khoon Choy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Khoon_Choy

NEWS

Defence White Paper

Paul Sheehan

Romansh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh_language

Foot-long Subs http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/01/size-matters-subway-promises-its-footlong-sandwiches-will-be-a-foot-long

Oscars®

Brando's 1973 Oscar refusal via Sacheen Littlefeather https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacheen_Littlefeather

Jenny Beavan http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/mad-max-fury-roads-jenny-beavan-defined-costume-drama-before-she-redefined-the-apocalypse.php

Pell http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/miranda-devine-pell-punished-for--trying-to-aid-victims/news-story/2b1bc13054af6f4af60fcb33dc25efaa#load-story-comments http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/victims-wife-tears-apart-miranda-devines-george-pe/e89ff1fc-1c7f-4e7b-b9c4-5aa3e6b7807d.htm http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3468921/Relative-Ballarat-child-sex-abuse-survivors-hits-columnist-Miranda-Devine-Cardinal-George-Pell-article.html

Duck Penises https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

Dank Memes http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dank-memes

John Oliver on Drumpf http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/watch-john-oliver-murderslay-donald-trump-1761920331

John Howard on Drumpf http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/feb/28/john-howard-says-he-trembles-at-thought-of-donald-trump-becoming-us-president

Matt Taibbi's piece in Rolling Stone http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-america-made-donald-trump-unstoppable-20160224?page=8 http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-america-made-donald-trump-unstoppable-20160224

Like a zombie, Tony is back http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-challenges-malcolm-turnbull-on-tax-reform-during-coalition-meeting-20160301-gn74k5.html http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/tony-abbott-is-a-very-busy-back-bencher-and-not-all-his-views-have-been-helpful-to-malcolm-turnbull/news-story/da1f04499c95e66ded92b6162ce517ad

Bananaland

Land clearing http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/feb/29/exclusive-land-clearing-surge-in-qld-set-to-wipe-out-direct-action-gains-report

WEATHER

Surf has been pumping thanks to TC Winston, for the pros only.

SPORT

The World Game

Wibbly's Doppelgäaut;nger https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianni_Infantino

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35681520 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/feb/28/making-fifa-great-again-gianni-infantino-big-week http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/four-aspects-of-concern-regarding-the-appointment-of-gianni-infantino-20160227-gn599k.html

Matildas http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/live-coverage-of-matildas-first-rio-olympic-games-qualifier-against-japan-in-osaka/news-story/a53282d6c18b0768ef3c6f2705e48110

THE GOLD COAST BEARS!!!

Seagulls Football Clubs http://www.seagulls.co.uk/ http://www.cronullaseagulls.com/ http://www.seagullsclub.com.au/

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