2016.10.25 Incompatible With Living
There is no free will. There are no variables. - Chuck Palahniuk
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Word
Epicaricacy, it's English for Schadenfreude. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/epicaricacy
Quote
There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns. If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself. What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher. what we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish. There is no free will. There are no variables.
Chuck Palahniuk (the guy who wrote Fight Club)
An old quote story https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/nov/27/cory-bernardi-mistakenly-quotes-voltaire-on-twitter-with-supposed-neo-nazis-line
F.U.
Anthony Foley https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/oct/18/anthony-foley-munster-autopsy
Crown Casino China Captives http://www.smh.com.au/business/details-of-chinese-high-rollers-now-in-the-hands-of-chinas-mainland-authorities-20161019-gs61kf.html
Gable Tostee http://www.smh.com.au/queensland/gable-tostee-verdict-court-adjourns-after-jury-reaches-decision-20161020-gs6qbf.html
Malcolm Roberts https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/you-got-polar-ice-for-that-burn
Rod Culleton, the other moron Senator from ON http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/one-nation-senator-rod-culleton-pleads-guilty-to-larceny/7963148 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Murray_(Australian_politician)
Tokamak https://www.psfc.mit.edu/news/2016/pressure-record-faq
Ross Cameron
Self driving cars http://www.businessinsider.com.au/aggressive-drivers-bully-self-driving-cars-autonomous-vehicles-study-lse-goodyear-2016-10
Fighting in Syria http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/ashley-dyball-challenges-afp-to-arrest-him-for-fighting-in-syria/7962118
Alan Jones and the GBR https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/oct/25/alan-jones-launches-great-barrier-reef-site-after-criticising-global-warming-hoax "Jones was taken on a helicopter tour of the Great Barrier Reef as part of the launch, and after the trip, declared the reef will regenerate."
Speaking of Alan Jones ... Kings School and Grammar this week
Gleeson resigns as SG. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/25/labor-wins-support-to-tear-up-george-brandis-legal-direction-to-solicitor-general
Russia
Cross-Domain Coercion https://www.ifri.org/en/publications/enotes/proliferation-papers/cross-domain-coercion-current-russian-art-strategy https://www.ifri.org/sites/default/files/atoms/files/pp54adamsky.pdf
All the Kremlin's Men - Vladimir Putin https://www.ft.com/content/f2e0ea26-96e2-11e6-a80e-bcd69f323a8b
People setting other people on fire
"Man high on LSD saves neighbor's dog from imaginary house fire, police say." https://twitter.com/NBCDFW/status/788580188800053248 http://on.nbcdfw.com/wlooKSI
RIPs (aka Things Coming to an End ... aka The End Times)
Leslie Nasser https://www.crikey.com.au/2016/10/24/razer-vale-leslie-nassar-department-of-australia/
Jack Chick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chick
Richard Hockey http://www.smh.com.au/comment/obituaries/richard-hockey-how-charge-of-the-light-horse-brigade-led-family-to-sydney-20161021-gs7qbj.html
Bruce Goodluck http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/bruce-goodluck-long-serving-liberal-tasmanian-mp-dies/7854842?section=tas
Leo Beranek http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/10/18/business/leo-beranek-dead.html
4 dead at Dreamworld
59 women dead from domestic violence this year
Skynet News
Police drones with stun guns: "The public is going to initially be alarmed by this." http://on.wsj.com/2drCUC2
Kissinger Watch
Henry Kissinger seen in Downing Street https://twitter.com/GerriPeev/status/790561372086136833
Henry Kissinger to visit England to help raise funds for upkeep of Sir Edward Heath's country home http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/henry-kissinger-to-visit-england-to-help-raise-funds-for-upkeep/
NEWS
Pornography http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-22/pamela-anderson-speaks-out-about-pornographys-numbing-effects/7953580
Asia and antibiotics https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2016/oct/25/antibiotic-waste-pollution-india-china-rivers-big-pharma-superbugs-resistance
The Nation's Capital
Bob Day is a piece of shit. Discuss. http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/10/25/3827-each-week-senator-bob-day-delays-resignation
Housing Affordability http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/coalitions-housing-affordability-inquiry-scrapped-amid-growing-market-fears-20161024-gs9jbo.html
Barnaby (BarJo) http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/barnaby-joyce-relationship-with-former-agriculture-head-revealed/7962142 http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/agriculture-department-head-paul-grimes-questioned-barnaby-joyces-integrity-days-before-being-sacked-20161024-gs9b67.html
Rumtown Gazette
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzNews/status/790730967744811008
The NSW police http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-23/nsw-police-officers-under-investigation/7957874
Bankers and Wankers (aka Malbourne)
Jon Faine is a legend http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/jon-faine-show-reveals-secret-project-to-give-women-equal-time/7962624
Speaking of gender/sex - Iceland https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/oct/24/iceland-best-place-to-be-women-equal-gender-maternity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfFJjxmoq38 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5MZlrSn9bY&spfreload=5
Bananaland and Crocland
Train troubles, again. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/brisbane-trains-queensland-rail-executive-sacked-as-inquiry-begins-20161025-gsagqw.html
Night parrots http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-22/night-parrots-discovered-in-central-west-queensland/7957242 http://australianmuseum.net.au/image/the-night-parrot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_parrot http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2009/10/06/2006-dead-night-parrot/
Seppo Land
Aussie fauna continues to take over the world, one highway at a time ... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-22/emu-found-wandering-along-arizona-highway/7957198
Mandrax https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone
SPORT
RoboCup Challenge http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/robocup-challenge-unsw-robot-team-runswift-defeated-by-us/7962884
Kabaddi World Cup http://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/virender-sehwag-trolls-piers-morgan-after-kabaddi-final-twitterati-cheer-3098588/ http://www.thehindu.com/sport/other-sports/india-triumph-in-kabaddi-world-cup-maintain-dominance/article9256477.ece
Piers Morgan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivisection
Cricket
NSW win the Matador Cup, but does anyone care?
14 hours between a T20 international in Oz and the start of the test series in Injia
Michael Clarke is a dick, also doesn't understand cancer despite his father dying from it.' I'm not a VB and Tattoos guy'. Then why so many Tatts Mick? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-23/its-a-stretch-to-say-were-mates-katich-responds-to-clarke/7958172
The Sweet Science
Jeffrey 'The Hornet' Horn The schoolteacher from Brisbane is now the IBF #1 contender in the Welterweight division http://www.foxsports.com.au/boxing/live-rising-australian-welterweight-jeff-horn-vs-german-rico-mueller-in-brisbane/news-story/ac6cb08999c04cffed5951f5f9027aca http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/boxing-mma/schoolteacher-jeff-horn-wants-boxing-as-a-school-subject/news-story/ce18272204846d497c1a0cbfc3b895ca
Mundine vs Danny Green http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/sa-gets-green-mundine-boxing-bout/7961686
F1
Hamilton wins at the Circuit of the Americas to keep the title race alive, Rosberg finished second to minimise the damage, Danny Ricciardo made King Leonidas drink Red Bull from his racing boot. Ewww.
Supercars
V8's came to the Glitter Strip http://www.supercars.com/gold-coast/
AFL
Rules announced for women's comp https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFL_Women%27s_National_Championships 16 a side. Smaller ball than the boys. http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-10-19/rules-for-afl-womens-announced
Some contention over pay ... http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-womens-league-joel-selwood-says-female-pay-has-to-start-somewhere-20161023-gs8rk0.html
The game they play in heaven (aka Rugby)
The All Blacks are playing a different game to the rest of us http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/rugby/are-the-all-blacks-the-greatest-international-team-in-the-history-of-sport/news-story/f61ad2d65623a9586929bbfba386b157
Women smashed us too
The World Game
Sydney FC do a smash and grab in Wellington
And will face Melbourne (City) (Victory) in the Faarkup final http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tard&defid=1608296
And finally, it's the End Times and here's why ...
Leicester City, Cleveland Cavaliers, Western Bulldogs, Cronulla Sharks, AND THEN the MLB World Series will be between the Cleveland Indians (last appearance 1997 last win 1948) and the Chicago Cubs (last appearance 1945 last win 1908). http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/chicago-cubs-hoping-to-break-world-series-curse/7962160