2016.10.25 Incompatible With Living

There is no free will. There are no variables. - Chuck Palahniuk


Show Notes


Word

Epicaricacy, it's English for Schadenfreude. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/epicaricacy

Quote

There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns. If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself. What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher. what we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish. There is no free will. There are no variables.

Chuck Palahniuk (the guy who wrote Fight Club)

An old quote story https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/nov/27/cory-bernardi-mistakenly-quotes-voltaire-on-twitter-with-supposed-neo-nazis-line

F.U.

Anthony Foley https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/oct/18/anthony-foley-munster-autopsy

Crown Casino China Captives http://www.smh.com.au/business/details-of-chinese-high-rollers-now-in-the-hands-of-chinas-mainland-authorities-20161019-gs61kf.html

Gable Tostee http://www.smh.com.au/queensland/gable-tostee-verdict-court-adjourns-after-jury-reaches-decision-20161020-gs6qbf.html

Malcolm Roberts https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/you-got-polar-ice-for-that-burn

Rod Culleton, the other moron Senator from ON http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/one-nation-senator-rod-culleton-pleads-guilty-to-larceny/7963148 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Murray_(Australian_politician)

Pokies http://www.smh.com.au/comment/tom-and-anna-lawrence-are-taking-up-their-fathers-battle-against-poker-machines-20161017-gs4j0b.html

Tokamak https://www.psfc.mit.edu/news/2016/pressure-record-faq

Ross Cameron

David Leyonhjelm http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/video-shows-senator-david-leyonhjelm-saying-he-would-be-happy-to-let-police-bleed-to-death-20161021-gs7ljh.html

Otto Abetz https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/05/peter-abetz-points-to-positive-legacy-of-his-high-ranking-nazi-great-uncle

Self driving cars http://www.businessinsider.com.au/aggressive-drivers-bully-self-driving-cars-autonomous-vehicles-study-lse-goodyear-2016-10

Fighting in Syria http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/ashley-dyball-challenges-afp-to-arrest-him-for-fighting-in-syria/7962118

Alan Jones and the GBR https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/oct/25/alan-jones-launches-great-barrier-reef-site-after-criticising-global-warming-hoax "Jones was taken on a helicopter tour of the Great Barrier Reef as part of the launch, and after the trip, declared the reef will regenerate."

Speaking of Alan Jones ... Kings School and Grammar this week

Gleeson resigns as SG. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/25/labor-wins-support-to-tear-up-george-brandis-legal-direction-to-solicitor-general

Russia

Cross-Domain Coercion https://www.ifri.org/en/publications/enotes/proliferation-papers/cross-domain-coercion-current-russian-art-strategy https://www.ifri.org/sites/default/files/atoms/files/pp54adamsky.pdf

All the Kremlin's Men - Vladimir Putin https://www.ft.com/content/f2e0ea26-96e2-11e6-a80e-bcd69f323a8b

People setting other people on fire

"Man high on LSD saves neighbor's dog from imaginary house fire, police say." https://twitter.com/NBCDFW/status/788580188800053248 http://on.nbcdfw.com/wlooKSI

RIPs (aka Things Coming to an End ... aka The End Times)

Leslie Nasser https://www.crikey.com.au/2016/10/24/razer-vale-leslie-nassar-department-of-australia/

Jack Chick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chick

Richard Hockey http://www.smh.com.au/comment/obituaries/richard-hockey-how-charge-of-the-light-horse-brigade-led-family-to-sydney-20161021-gs7qbj.html

Bruce Goodluck http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/bruce-goodluck-long-serving-liberal-tasmanian-mp-dies/7854842?section=tas

Leo Beranek http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/10/18/business/leo-beranek-dead.html

4 dead at Dreamworld

59 women dead from domestic violence this year

Skynet News

Police drones with stun guns: "The public is going to initially be alarmed by this." http://on.wsj.com/2drCUC2

Kissinger Watch

Henry Kissinger seen in Downing Street https://twitter.com/GerriPeev/status/790561372086136833

Henry Kissinger to visit England to help raise funds for upkeep of Sir Edward Heath's country home http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/henry-kissinger-to-visit-england-to-help-raise-funds-for-upkeep/

NEWS

Pornography http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-22/pamela-anderson-speaks-out-about-pornographys-numbing-effects/7953580

Asia and antibiotics https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2016/oct/25/antibiotic-waste-pollution-india-china-rivers-big-pharma-superbugs-resistance

The Nation's Capital

Bob Day is a piece of shit. Discuss. http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/10/25/3827-each-week-senator-bob-day-delays-resignation

Housing Affordability http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/coalitions-housing-affordability-inquiry-scrapped-amid-growing-market-fears-20161024-gs9jbo.html

Barnaby (BarJo) http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/barnaby-joyce-relationship-with-former-agriculture-head-revealed/7962142 http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/agriculture-department-head-paul-grimes-questioned-barnaby-joyces-integrity-days-before-being-sacked-20161024-gs9b67.html

Centrelink https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/25/fiona-the-unemployed-bettong-tries-to-call-centrelink-please-hold

Rumtown Gazette

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzNews/status/790730967744811008

The NSW police http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-23/nsw-police-officers-under-investigation/7957874

Bankers and Wankers (aka Malbourne)

Jon Faine is a legend http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/jon-faine-show-reveals-secret-project-to-give-women-equal-time/7962624

Speaking of gender/sex - Iceland https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/oct/24/iceland-best-place-to-be-women-equal-gender-maternity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfFJjxmoq38 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5MZlrSn9bY&spfreload=5

Bananaland and Crocland

Train troubles, again. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/brisbane-trains-queensland-rail-executive-sacked-as-inquiry-begins-20161025-gsagqw.html

Night parrots http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-22/night-parrots-discovered-in-central-west-queensland/7957242 http://australianmuseum.net.au/image/the-night-parrot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_parrot http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2009/10/06/2006-dead-night-parrot/

Seppo Land

Aussie fauna continues to take over the world, one highway at a time ... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-22/emu-found-wandering-along-arizona-highway/7957198

Mandrax https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone

SPORT

RoboCup Challenge http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/robocup-challenge-unsw-robot-team-runswift-defeated-by-us/7962884

Kabaddi World Cup http://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/virender-sehwag-trolls-piers-morgan-after-kabaddi-final-twitterati-cheer-3098588/ http://www.thehindu.com/sport/other-sports/india-triumph-in-kabaddi-world-cup-maintain-dominance/article9256477.ece

Piers Morgan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivisection

Cricket

NSW win the Matador Cup, but does anyone care?

14 hours between a T20 international in Oz and the start of the test series in Injia

Michael Clarke is a dick, also doesn't understand cancer despite his father dying from it.' I'm not a VB and Tattoos guy'. Then why so many Tatts Mick? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-23/its-a-stretch-to-say-were-mates-katich-responds-to-clarke/7958172

The Sweet Science

Jeffrey 'The Hornet' Horn The schoolteacher from Brisbane is now the IBF #1 contender in the Welterweight division http://www.foxsports.com.au/boxing/live-rising-australian-welterweight-jeff-horn-vs-german-rico-mueller-in-brisbane/news-story/ac6cb08999c04cffed5951f5f9027aca http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/boxing-mma/schoolteacher-jeff-horn-wants-boxing-as-a-school-subject/news-story/ce18272204846d497c1a0cbfc3b895ca

Mundine vs Danny Green http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/sa-gets-green-mundine-boxing-bout/7961686

F1

Hamilton wins at the Circuit of the Americas to keep the title race alive, Rosberg finished second to minimise the damage, Danny Ricciardo made King Leonidas drink Red Bull from his racing boot. Ewww.

Supercars

V8's came to the Glitter Strip http://www.supercars.com/gold-coast/

AFL

Rules announced for women's comp https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFL_Women%27s_National_Championships 16 a side. Smaller ball than the boys. http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-10-19/rules-for-afl-womens-announced

Some contention over pay ... http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-womens-league-joel-selwood-says-female-pay-has-to-start-somewhere-20161023-gs8rk0.html

#BootsOff http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-womens-league-joel-selwood-says-female-pay-has-to-start-somewhere-20161023-gs8rk0.html

The game they play in heaven (aka Rugby)

The All Blacks are playing a different game to the rest of us http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/rugby/are-the-all-blacks-the-greatest-international-team-in-the-history-of-sport/news-story/f61ad2d65623a9586929bbfba386b157

Women smashed us too

The World Game

Sydney FC do a smash and grab in Wellington

And will face Melbourne (City) (Victory) in the Faarkup final http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tard&defid=1608296

And finally, it's the End Times and here's why ...

Leicester City, Cleveland Cavaliers, Western Bulldogs, Cronulla Sharks, AND THEN the MLB World Series will be between the Cleveland Indians (last appearance 1997 last win 1948) and the Chicago Cubs (last appearance 1945 last win 1908). http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/chicago-cubs-hoping-to-break-world-series-curse/7962160

#TrulyTheEndTimes


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