Quote

"If you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gonna stay young. But most people do things without energy, and they atrophy their mind as well as their body. You have to think young, you have to laugh a lot, and you have to have good feelings for everyone in the world, because if you don't, it's going to come inside, your own poison, and it's over." - Jerry Lewis

"You are never going to win the war on drugs. Drugs won." - Koch Industries executive Mark Holden

F.U.

Anal Stenosis

Bob Day, not a clean politician apparently http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/bob-day-used-109000-in-homestead-home-company-funds-to-pay-for-family-first-political-expenses-and-renovations/news-story/daa78c1b2a9d0771c70c3b79f86eb84b

Weatherill

'You can't do business with these people ... They're insatiable. There is no benefit in the prime minister in trying to placate his right wing because they are incapable of being placated.'

NEWS

Citzenship http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/justice-minister-michael-keenan-a-possible-dualcitizen-due-to-british-laws-20170816-gxxw3a.html https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/18/labor-questions-if-joyce-and-nash-can-make-legally-valid-decisions-as-ministers https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/19/nick-xenophon-will-go-to-high-court-after-finding-out-he-holds-dual-citizenship https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/21/liberal-mp-ann-sudmalis-lists-british-nationality-on-1966-passenger-card http://amp.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/citizenship-crisis-bombshell-crossbench-decision-leaves-survival-of-the-turnbull-government-in-doubt-20170818-gxzdjn.html https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/topic/2017/08/19/rewarding-the-politics-failure/15030648005089

Are we in a caretaker period? http://areweincaretakerperiod.com

Barry O'Sulllivan https://m.thechronicle.com.au/news/barry-osullivans-extensive-property-portfolio-reve/3169045/

Liberal donations

Bank donations

Solar Eclipse, omen or what?

Barcelona http://www.smh.com.au/world/hero-police-officer-who-killed-jihadists-was-exsoldier-doing-overtime-20170820-gy0hj0.html

US Navy collision - the second in two months

Venezuela: P.F.H.C. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/19/venezuela-crisis-deepens-maduro-strips-opposition-held-parliament-power https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/17/thieves-stealing-venezuela-zoo-animals-to-eat-them-say-police

Trumpo surprises everyone by spending up on war http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/donald-trumps-afghanistan-strategy-could-see-australia-asked-to-send-more-troops-20170822-gy1q69.html

Expensive approaches to facilitating vertebrate extinction http://www.smh.com.au/good-weekend/can-a-lastditch-intervention-save-the-orangebellied-parrot-20170817-gxycg2.html

Drug testing welfare recipients and cashless welfare cards in Bankstown http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/08/22/drug-testing-canterbury-bankstown-residents-say-they-are-welfare-guinea-pigs

Addiction - Kurzgesagt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg

Skynet News

Cortana now understands English better than you https://techcrunch.com/2017/08/20/microsofts-speech-recognition-system-hits-a-new-accuracy-milestone/

Switchboard Corpus https://catalog.ldc.upenn.edu/ldc97s62

Still can't kill you (yet) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/aug/20/elon-musk-killer-robots-experts-outright-ban-lethal-autonomous-weapons-war

RIPs

Not enough Nazis

Velichko Cholakov, 35, Heart and steroids? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velichko_Cholakov

Pyotr Deynekin, 80, Russian heart https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Deynekin http://tass.com/defense/960143

Jerry Lewis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Lewis

The Day the Clown Cried https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheDaytheClownCried https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1QuUEEnLQ

Brian Aldiss https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/aug/21/brian-aldiss-obituary

SPORT

Formula One, Codemasters & Gfinity walk into a bar https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/formula-1-announces-esports-world-championship-943061/

Western Force http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-20/western-force-supporters-rally-in-perth-after-super-rugby-axing/8824812 http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-22/aru-rejects-andrew-forrests-$50m-offer-to-save-western-force/8832520

Be Crocwise in Bananaland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWLc17BPbjo

Be Crocwise in Crocland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DoAigtIkGI

Be Crocwise in Kriol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubwA_2XVH2A

History of Kriol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R4aF42YcmQ

Be Crocwise in Tiwi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmptbpSQVtY

Be Crocwise in Murrinh-Patha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g68bl86r8Oo

Be Crocwise in Anandilyakwa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bmWhqCsx4o

Be Crocwise in Yolngu Matha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyrTxzjOHhQ

#becrocwise