2026.09.21 Central Eucalypt Bureau

...We don't value remembering things as a society, anymore. Since the internet came about, I can just look (anything) up. – ThePrimeagen


Show Notes

Quote

…We don’t value remembering things as a society, anymore. Since the internet came about, I can just look (anything) up. You don’t need to memorise your times tables, right? You can just use a calculator… Oh I don’t need to know these things because I can look them up… you develop this learned helplessness…

– ThePrimeagen

Follow Up

131126 - Poisons Information Centre

“Brave1” just deployed more than 1000 drones in a single attack on Moscow https://www.msn.com/en-us/public-safety-and-emergencies/health-and-safety-alerts/moscow-in-flames-after-record-drone-attack-aftermath-spreads-online/ar-AA2cBSzz

was this about elections? because… https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/20/ukraine-war-briefing-kyiv-denounces-russias-inclusion-of-annexed-regions-in-parliamentary-elections

can I get some firebomb insurance coverage? https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/20/tobacco-shops-attacks-melbourne-ntwnfb

More mistaken identity murder https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/17/teenage-boys-charged-with-murder-university-student-ntwnfb

Cape Horn is No Simple Panama Alternative https://gcaptain.com/swedish-club-warns-cape-horn-is-no-simple-panama-canal-alternative/

Eleocarpus pics from an audient.

Dubious dark matter claims from another: Apparently a certain “Cunny” has some in a shed out the back of Copmanhurst. Presumably a troll

Things

Collapse in Cali https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20e360lx0vo

Can we please STOP talking about fucking “AGI” like it is a thing that is going to happen any time soon?

Also, is this a worry? https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/sep/15/syd-barrett-ai-chat-language-poetic-tech-bro-jargon-oversight https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Penguins

Also, looks like the AI boom is pretty robust for now after all: https://www.groundbrkr.com/p/the-teaser-period-why-the-ai-boom

Ed Sheeran

Great idea Qld https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/sep/16/anthropic-lands-31bn-datacentre-deal-in-western-queensland

Coal Vandals https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/sep/20/a-coalmine-on-trishs-queensland-farm-has-been-abandoned-will-anyone-clean-it-up

Tom Tait Trump dinner? https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-15/gold-coast-mayor-tom-tate-mar-a-lago-dinner-donald-trump/107155370

“pivot” after getting the money for… not pivoting https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-08/harrison-ai-lays-off-australian-staff-after-32m-investment/107110480

Less land for Native Title claims https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/17/aboriginal-land-councils-fear-new-nsw-bill-will-cut-land-open-to-traditional-owners-claims-ntwnfb

New laws around objecting to mines https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/16/queenslanders-rights-to-oppose-mining-projects-gutted-by-new-laws-activists-say

Piddington, Oxfordshire secedes: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckz7zyn1lwypo

That’s a lot of white people in one place complaining about brown people … also, are any of these people aware of their country’s complicity in creating refugees?

A woman with blonde hair in a cream jacket, hand raised, smiling amid the crowd at the Piddington announcement

This is the smug white woman who announced the result.

Consequences, people! https://www.cfr.org/articles/the-u-s-took-over-venezuelas-oil-industry-where-has-all-the-money-gone https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/sep/21/financial-crisis-ai-oil-market-2008-crash-disruption

Lots of nations are retrieving their gold from the USA

Germany is a notable exception, but it’s causing big ruckus in the Bundesthingy

Weather: Bushfires already

WMO water report https://library.wmo.int/records/item/69923-state-of-global-water-resources-2025

ARkStorm 2.0 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARkStorm

For noting only:

Old Sydney Town https://youtu.be/NcfFrgf-Jyw https://guringai.org/2025/07/05/old-sydney-town/

Games (specifically excluding Chess)

Faaaaaaa Cup will be in the MCG with 80,000 fans - no wait, that’s the gridiron…

The US right decided they didn’t like our Welcome to Country. Fuck ‘em.

Melbourne Tram Drivers

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