Quote

Alan Jones is horny? https://twitter.com/jennineak/status/882791978697596928

F.U.

Sci-Hub https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sci-Hub

Fake Seinfeld disease published http://www.xdtalk.com/threads/youd-think-the-arthur-vandelay-urological-research-institute-would-be-a-dead-giveaway.368273/

Endogenous testosterone doping https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/20/sports/caster-semenya-800-meters.html

The Drug Olympics http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-explain-how-an-all-drug-olympics-could-create-the-greatest-athletes-ever-12667877/

Fitzgerald politicians' Code of Conduct http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/majority-of-federal-mps-refuse-to-sign-up-to-tony-fitzgeralds-ethical-standards-20170710-gx820x.html

Submarines

Gay orgy in the Vatican https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/clouds-of-scandal-gather-over-vatican-after-police-break-up-gay-orgy-cardinal-tdfn9px8q

RIP (aka Things Coming to an End ... aka The End Times)

Michael Bond http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-28/paddington-bear-creator-michael-bond-dies-aged-91/8661570

Shlomo Helbrans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shlomo_Helbrans

Anton Nossik https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Nossik

NEWS

Weather and Climate

Volvo http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/volvo-car-electric-hybrid-vehicle-petrol-diesel-combustion-engine-a7824316.html

... and all of France http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/france-petrol-diesel-ban-vehicles-cars-2040-a7826831.html

First production Tesla Model 3 https://www.businessinsider.com.au/first-model-3-delivery-pictures-elon-musk-2017-7?op=1&r=US&IR=T

Tesla battery storage in SA https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/07/elon-musks-big-battery-brings-reality-crashing-into-a-post-truth-world?CMP=soc_568

The New National Capital

Ants http://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-07-10/biosecurity-officers-seize-exotic-ants-from-canberra-home/8693858

Hissing cockroaches https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascarhissingcockroach

Rumtown Gazette

Felicity Wilson http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/liberal-mp-apologies-for-errors-made-in-party-nomination-forms-20170705-gx5fsz.html

Bankers and Wankers (aka Malbourne)

Toy guns in public http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/australianz/police-shoot-couple-having-sex-while-dressed-as-joker-and-harley-quinn-at-melbourne

Shoot to kill http://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/nsw-police-given-power-to-kill-with-impunity/

Bananaland and Crocland

Migaloo, call me Ishmael http://www.smh.com.au/environment/whale-watch/white-whale-migaloo-spotted-off-gold-coast-20170711-gx8yfy.html

SPORT

Cycling

Le Tour http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-11/lucky-porte-reflects-on-horrifying-tour-de-france-crash/8695682

TGTPIH

http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/all-blacks-lions-draw-15-15-in-auckland/

TG(and Gentleladies’)G

http://www.cricket.com.au/series/icc-womens-world-cup-2017/AffUzMeEEkOC7enMtNyXcQ

http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/1110415.html

Boxing

The recount ...

The Clock