Alternative Titles

• Fish Witness Protection Programme
• Idiosyncrasies and Mediocrities
• Chicken Flava Flav

Quote

All things eventually decay. Don't lose your head. - The Colonel

RIP

Bobby Mugabe Robert Mugabe https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/rest-peace-robert-mugabe-hero-villain-human-180413121700120.html

Abdul Qadir

Gerardo Bujanda Sarasola

F.U.

The new Indonesian capital and corruption, collusion and nepotism (aka KKN) https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/sep/09/capital-in-waiting-trepidation-in-corner-of-borneo-earmarked-as-the-new-jakarta

Germany banning glyphosate https://news.yahoo.com/germany-ban-glyphosate-protect-insects-biodiversity-130409603.html

Sudan https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/09/sudan-president-al-bashir-denied-bail-corruption-trial-190907142209879.html

Taliban

Russian Election https://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-election-moscow/russias-ruling-party-loses-a-third-of-seats-in-moscow-election-after-protests-idUSKCN1VU0DF

Iranian Tanker https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/08/british-iranian-relations-strained-as-oil-tanker-is-seen-off-syria

UK Politics

Bushfires

Amazon

Kill the people who kill the trees?

Democracy Sausage

Drug testing

The Economy

Things

NSW Fish witness protection programme https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/09/plan-to-relocate-fish-as-australias-largest-river-system-faces-ecological-collapse https://www.industry.nsw.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0014/143033/Menindee-Groundwater-investigation-update.pdf

Different languages, same information https://www.technologynetworks.com/neuroscience/news/different-tongue-same-information-17-language-study-reveals-how-we-all-communicate-at-a-similar-323584 https://advances.sciencemag.org/content/5/9/eaaw2594

Stacks

Googs HR https://www.vox.com/recode/2019/9/9/20853647/google-employee-retaliation-harassment-me-too-exclusive

Bezoids https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43k3xb/amazon-employees-are-walking-out-over-the-companys-huge-carbon-footprint

Zao deep fakery

Future Crimes

Deficit To Prescribed Attention Level

Maximum Penalty: Neuromodulation To Overwrite Limbic System https://www.vox.com/2019/8/30/20835137/facebook-zuckerberg-elon-musk-brain-mind-reading-neuroethics

Disabling GPS Tracker

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/27/566764082/foiled-this-faraday-cage-made-from-snack-bag-couldnt-save-electrician-s-job

Bringing LSD into Disrepute

https://abc.net.au/news/2019-09-10/carjacking-victim-blames-himself-for-attack-by-baseballer/11496290

Games (specifically excluding Chess)

Astralis https://www.talkesport.com/news/astralis-win-starladder-berlin-csgo-major/

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